Also, delete your Facebook account and chuck your computer. FB, Apple, AND Microsoft all support gay rights.
Thanks to a comment on a post by ussawesome, here’s a more complete list of everything you can’t do anymore:
http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/vmbti/found_this_in_the_comments_of_oreos_pride_post_on/c55ri20
Basically: if you’re planning on boycotting Oreos, get ready to start growing your own food.
Or just go off the grid. But don’t Google how to do that since Google the company is legit gay-friendly. Hmmm… can’t use Bing either.
I bet there’s an entry on Conservapedia! Sure enough: http://www.conservapedia.com/Survivalist_retreat
But don’t click it unless you’re OK with gay folks - I Googled it.
I actually hate Oreos so I’m happy to this list of other snacks to buy and gorge on ;)